February 2012
i-whip-my-dick-back-and-forth:
Why can’t people have like parties where people don’t get high or something
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via too-old)
ricegrains:
if you reblog one direction and i still follow you just know that i must really like you
Reblog if you've ever been bullied.
Let’s see how many notes this will get.
tiemetotheceiling77:
do you know what’s insanely depressing?
in the future i will have to hear about all of my favorite musician’s deaths.
like randomly i’ll be in my my kitchen making dinner for my kids or something and on the news they will announce the death and i will collapse to the floor with the serving plate of food in my hand and i will spill it all over the floor and the chicken will...
beauty-infatuation replied to your photo: I understood this! :D (Taken with instagram)
SO DO I, IT’S A CIRCUIT IN SCIENCE YEAH? MY TEACHER LAST YEAR WAS GREAT!
I’M IN A SPECIAL GROUP SO I’M ACTUALLY LEARNING :DDD
mychemicalnachos:
i don’t know, i just find it really intriguing that we can be here one minute and gone the next. like, have a really good week, great life and then one day, get up, do everything like normal and then something can happen that can take that all away in an instant.
idk i mean there has to be something beyond that
that does not have to be God, ok D:
mcdonalds: welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order
me: hi yes can i get a 6,000 piece mcnuggets
mcdonalds:
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
